May 2013
54 posts
octupac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
shouldertappingghosts:
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
dear-andrea:
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
Learned it from my Econ class. Good for me. Good for me.
You’re so frickin annoying grow some balls
I’m such a mess.
I thought it was hard when your head says no but your heart says yes.
My heads telling me yes but my hearts telling me yes but he’s not it.
And then it told me to go ape shit on one of my close friends until 2 am in the morning and end on an awkward bad note because I couldn’t keep my temper.
When did I become such a mess?
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
alfiebooty:
nosrslyfu:
a baby’s laugh is so cute~
unless it’s at night
in the dark
and you have no baby with you
haahahahhaa
“There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not...”
– Yasmin Mogahed (via endangerment)
Had an argument with your mom
sodamnrelatable:
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
uptownquirrells:
tumbl-rarity:
slytherlocked:
femtaktfilosofi:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
#same with Robert Downey Jr
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
“You haven’t healed, I can tell from how cruel you are.”
– (via natashakills)
fat woman: i am proud of my weight
society: -applauds-
slim woman: i am proud of my weight
society: BOOOO OO THATS NOT FAIR SHE JUST STARVES HERSELF THATS WHY SHE'S SO PROUD WHO CARES IF SHES BORN WITH A FASTER METABOLISM
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
kryl0n:
If you wanna hang out contact me for hourly rates
helioscentrifuge:
aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
maliciousmelons:
“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.
stripforharry:
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
snokoplasmed:
Sims more like OTP puppet theatre
